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Azure doesn't support it Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? We've still got plenty of IPv4 Our Lawful Intercept doesn't support IPv6 yet It'll make it easier for the government to track me Github doesn't support IPv6 We can use RFC6598 Our vendor doesn't support it What's IPv6? End users don't care about IPv6 There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 IPv6 isn't supported by OVH Cloud It's not mature enough We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it It'll break our GeoIP We don't need that many addresses We have IPv6, but we just want to keep things simple We can use RFC6598 NAT444 is fine We'll deploy IPv6 next financial year We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it Did you mean IPTV? Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6 I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT It's too hard to support We forgot to include IPv6 in our last RFP I don't want to expose my MAC address There's no certification track Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it